The dragon awoke in his lair and saw some kind of notice stuck to the wall. He became enraged because he didn’t know how to read.

Why are all these people so angry about stuff? They forgot to wash their pet elephants.

Why was the wealthy woman so angry? They didn’t have the expensive makeup she was looking for at the high-end store. Also, someone had dared to interrupt her lunch to tell her she had run over some pedestrian.

I’ve been spending so much time with my computer that I think we’re falling in love. I even bought it a beautiful dress.

What’s more horrible than undergoing a painful procedure at the dentist? Someones grandfather dancing at a wedding and his pants fall down. Even worse, he starts telling endless stories about his successes in sales.

Monumental moments in history: The momentous occasion when Thomas Jefferson finished writing the Declaration of Independence as well as a little tune about cats.

An ancient legend says that, on a moonlit night on a cliff overlooking the ocean, a lone wolf howled at the moon to conjure the spirits of his ancestors. He howled so plaintively and for so long that he needed a throat lozenge.

The flashy magician appeared on stage through a cloud of smoke and dazzled everyone by having an argument with his mother who was seated in the front row.

Three guys walk into a bar. The first guy says, “I’ve got a powerful thirst, give me a beer.” The second guy says, “I’ve got a powerful thirst, give me a whiskey.” The third guy says, “I’ve got a lazy eye.”

Do you get jealous when your boyfriend or girlfriend talks with someone good looking? Don’t feel too bad, the same thing happens to unicorns.

If you want to be a famous rock star you need to form a band, write great songs, perform live for people and, of course, take as many trumpet lessons as possible.

My wife sent me to the store to buy some milk and I came back with a medieval manuscript.

Why was the teenager so upset? He had just discovered the secret to time travel and lost his notes on how to do it. Also, his mom was getting on his case about picking up his room.

Why was the woman so upset after her visit to the spa? Too many crows.

Why was the business executive so angry? There was a story on the news about him not paying his employees very well, but mostly because he had run out of coffee.