Favorite Ice Cream Joke

Why were the high school students so upset? Vampires dressed as janitors. Also acceptable: because…

My favorite fancy candle scents are deep vanilla, exotic spice and, of course, old shoe.

Be careful about asking a goose to join your rock band. They always insist on…

If you really want to be a rock star it will take determination, believing in…

Extreme sports advice: Don’t go bungee jumping with a lion because they are guaranteed to…

Several people in the medieval village had reported seeing a werewolf in town. A group…