Drunk Guy
A drunk guy walks up to a woman and says, “I can repair your computer.” She happens to need some help with her computer so she agrees to have him come over, a move she regrets when he immediately starts pouring vodka on it.
A drunk guy walks up to a woman and says, “I can repair your computer.” She happens to need some help with her computer so she agrees to have him come over, a move she regrets when he immediately starts pouring vodka on it.
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