Bought a New Computer Joke
I bought this amazing new computer. I really love it, except for when it tells me it’s disappointed about how I’m living my life and wants me to get a haircut.
I bought this amazing new computer. I really love it, except for when it tells me it’s disappointed about how I’m living my life and wants me to get a haircut.
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