Girlfriend’s Texts Joke
Why did the guy never return his girlfriend’s texts? He was studying for finals. The real reason, however, is that his phone was from the 1930s.
Why did the guy never return his girlfriend’s texts? He was studying for finals. The real reason, however, is that his phone was from the 1930s.
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