Turtle Joke
What’s the biggest difference between a turtle and a tortoise? One makes a honking sound when he sneezes.
What’s the biggest difference between a turtle and a tortoise? One makes a honking sound when he sneezes.
What is more fun than a business convention? Moss. Also acceptable, gangrene.
What’s cuter than an adorable smiling baby? My uncle complaining about stuff when he’s had…
Fascinating grammar facts: The plural of house is horse.
Why was the cowboy so angry when his pickup truck came out of the car…
People often complimented Bob on his vest but he was never quite sure how to…
Why was the school auditorium always so hot? Because of the dragon who lived there.