Bob was so excited about his new exotic European sports car that he decided to take it for a drive by the beach so everyone could admire it. He was feeling great until someone laughed at the screaming eagle painted on his hood.
If fast food is so bad for you why am I in such great shape?…
What’s more frightening than having a giant spider crawling up your body while you’re lying…
Why was the wolf howling at the moon? Because he thought it was made of…
Why were the two business people so mad at each other? It didn’t really matter…
What’s the difference between an opera singer and a rock singer? One refuses to floss.
I went shoe shopping and bought a lovely pair of shoes. I was so excited…