Aliens in the City Joke
An alien spacecraft landed in the middle of the city. A group of aliens got out and started doing mime moves, which pretty much annoyed everyone.
An alien spacecraft landed in the middle of the city. A group of aliens got out and started doing mime moves, which pretty much annoyed everyone.
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