True Love Joke
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
What’s worse than finally meeting your one true love and finding out they’re married? Suddenly realizing that you’re eating cottage cheese rather than ice cream.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Neighbor. Neighbor who? The neighbor you hit with your car a…
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What’s better than a delicious sandwich? Forty-two million dollars plus another delicious sandwich.
Excellent rock group name: The I Didn’t Want Cheese on this Sandwich.
The advertising executives were really proud of their ad campaign but the representatives from the…
I was running a marathon and my shorts started falling down because of the weight…