Horrible Monster Joke
The gigantic horrible monster from outer space was tearing through the city, destroying everything in its path, until it got a run in its pantyhose and walked away rather miffed.
The gigantic horrible monster from outer space was tearing through the city, destroying everything in its path, until it got a run in its pantyhose and walked away rather miffed.
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