The beauty pageant was going well until the talent portion of the competition when Miss Florida launched into her “Songs about Alligators” medley. The problem wasn’t so much about the songs as it was about when she started passionately making out with a real alligator on stage, which made the audience rather uncomfortable. Everyone felt better when she explained it was her boyfriend.
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