Kelly was on a date at a nice restaurant with a handsome guy. He kept looking at an empty chair at their table, so she asked him why he was staring at it. He said, “No reason,” and Kelly excused herself to go to the restroom. When she got back to the table, you guessed it, her date was making out with the chair.
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