What’s cuter than someone who calls herself a diva? A large rock bouncing down a hill and hitting me on the shin. Also acceptable: An even larger rock rolling over the diva just as she’s about to tell someone she’s a diva.
What do you call a grizzled biker who smokes and…
What did the chicken say to the turkey? I disagree…
What’s the best part of being married? Nothing. Also acceptable:…
One night during his camping trip, Bob awoke to the…
While walking through the forest, Kelly and Trent saw a…
What’s the best thing to put in a sandwich? Gout….