Lobster and Shrimp Joke
What did the lobster say to the shrimp? I’m on a roll. What did the shrimp say back? I think I have a gambling problem.
What did the lobster say to the shrimp? I’m on a roll. What did the shrimp say back? I think I have a gambling problem.
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What did the rock climber say to the other rock climber? Something about climbing a…