Author: Guy Farmer

Why was the carpenter so upset? Nobody wood talk to…

Excellent secret agent name: Thermidor… Lobster Thermidor.

I was hanging out with a crab and we were…

What did the lobster say to the shrimp? I’m on…

I love science fiction movies where aliens are about to…

What did one jock say to the other jock? I’m…

Kevin was having trouble seeing clearly, so he went to…

My cat won’t stop making fun of me when it…

The good news: You graduated from college. The bad news:…

How many bears can you fit in a tent? 598…

The brave medieval knight entered the castle, approached the fair…

Money-saving tip: Don’t throw away your old bath towels, use…