At the zoo, some lady was commenting on how the penguins look like they are wearing tuxedos. One of the penguins finally had it with the whole tuxedo thing, walked up to the woman, took off his tuxedo, and revealed that he was but a lowly footman.
Why was the woman so upset after her visit to the spa? Too many crows.
Everything was going smoothly during the construction of the new skyscraper, except for the considerable…
Sales were down at the computer store, so the manager came up with his “Buy…
Why did the shrimp dislike the lobster so much? Because he was shellfish. Also because…
Why did the girl dump her boyfriend? Lack of communication, loss of interest, and his…
Excellent secret agent name: Thermidor… Lobster Thermidor.