At the zoo, some lady was commenting on how the penguins look like they are wearing tuxedos. One of the penguins finally had it with the whole tuxedo thing, walked up to the woman, took off his tuxedo, and revealed that he was but a lowly footman.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a famous magician,” said the horse walking through the hotel…
Arriving at the cocktail party, Kevin was asked if he would like to remove his…
Why was everyone so upset in the office? One word: Fred’s exotic cheese sandwich.
Tom wanted to reheat his fish sandwich in the office microwave but, as usual, it…
There had been a murder in the manor house, and everyone listened intently as the…
I was kind of drunk at a bar and walked up to this cute girl…