Alarm Clock Joke
What is the best alarm clock ever? Not the one my uncle made out of an old blender.
What is the best alarm clock ever? Not the one my uncle made out of an old blender.
What is love? Definitely not what I had with my…
Why was everyone so upset in the office? One word:…
Most romantic book title of all time: The Onion That…
A guy walks up to a hot dog stand and…
Knock knock. Who’s there? Me. Me who? Me the horse….
I was running a marathon and my shorts started falling…