I like to think of myself as being quite knowledgeable about fine art which is why I display more than a dozen large paintings of sad clowns in my house. I also cherish my enormous mural of a muscular eagle gently laying a laughing baby into its crib while simultaneously telling some teens to stay in school. Did I mention he’s wearing sunglasses?
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