Attract Ladies Joke
Advice to attract the ladies: Try putting six socks on one foot and none on the other and then putting your shoes on. It feels like one of your feet is bigger.
Advice to attract the ladies: Try putting six socks on one foot and none on the other and then putting your shoes on. It feels like one of your feet is bigger.
What’s the difference between a fast car and an even faster car? One doesn’t have…
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knockwurst. Please get off my porch.
Of all the dinosaurs, the one I’d most like to be is the cabbage.
Like many people, my favorite dinosaur is, you guessed it, the Stinkosaurus.
A classy moment: When you spot a couple wearing matching outfits.
I was really looking forward to my covered wagon western experience until one of the…