Best Pick-Up Line Joke

My wife sent me to the store to buy some milk and I came back…

Greatest song lyrics of all time: I can’t fight this ferret anymore.

Best superhero name ever: Captain Omelet. His superpower: To be delicious. His other superpower: To…

Tip to pick up more women: Shave a cool design into your back hair, like…

Tom wanted to reheat his fish sandwich in the office microwave but, as usual, it…

Three guys meet at a bar. The first guy asks the bartender, “What kind of…