Best Thing to Put on a Sandwich Joke
What’s the best thing to put in a sandwich? Gout. (Editor’s note: There’s no actual joke here, I just wanted to call attention to my gout.)
What’s the best thing to put in a sandwich? Gout. (Editor’s note: There’s no actual joke here, I just wanted to call attention to my gout.)
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