Blind Date Joke
Bob’s blind date was going amazingly well until he decided it would be a great idea to lean in and kiss her passionately on the eyebrow.
Bob’s blind date was going amazingly well until he decided it would be a great idea to lean in and kiss her passionately on the eyebrow.
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