Two bodybuilders were drinking heavily at a bar and challenged each other to an arm wrestling contest. Everyone gathered around as the two struggled mightily to beat the other. They were straining so hard that, to everyone’s horror, one of the guys’ shirt ripped open revealing a tattoo of his grandmother wearing a disco outfit.
There was a man who loved beer so much that he built a house out…
Karen loved chocolate more than anything in the world… but not more than chocolate covered…
What did the blonde say to the cashier? I’d like to purchase these items.
I was cheerfully putting out some delicious seeds for the birds outside and one of…
In the middle of a terrible storm, the brave cruise ship captain announced to the…
Why do women love shoes so much? Because they have feet. Also acceptable: Fashion sense.