Dating Tip Joke
Dating tip: Don’t talk too much and also don’t bring along your pet ferret because he’ll charm your date and steal her away. I know from experience and lets just say me and the ferret aren’t on speaking terms until I get an apology.
Dating tip: Don’t talk too much and also don’t bring along your pet ferret because he’ll charm your date and steal her away. I know from experience and lets just say me and the ferret aren’t on speaking terms until I get an apology.
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