Daughter’s Wedding Joke
Bob was quite emotional at his daughter’s wedding, getting teary-eyed during the ceremony and giving everyone big hugs at the reception, but it wasn’t quite as heartwarming when he fell asleep in the potato salad.
Bob was quite emotional at his daughter’s wedding, getting teary-eyed during the ceremony and giving everyone big hugs at the reception, but it wasn’t quite as heartwarming when he fell asleep in the potato salad.
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