I was kind of drunk at a bar and walked up to this cute girl and started talking to her. Suddenly she looked very uncomfortable and kind of grossed out. The moral of the story: Don’t go to a bar with your pet vulture on your shoulder who, inevitably, is going to pick his teeth and make weird noises when you’re trying to talk to someone.
Kyle and Tiffany went to a movie on their first date and were rather upset…
The advertising meeting with the car company executives was going smoothly until Harry revealed his…
I was eating my lunch in the park and feeling pretty great about my day….
What’s the best way to make your boss happy? One word: Turnip casserole.
A guy walks into an electronics store and a TV falls on his hand. He’s…
I just flew in from London and boy are my arms hairy.