The feudal lord was surveying his lands and complained that there were a lot of wretched-looking people everywhere. When he was informed that they were his serfs, he changed the subject by doing a little dance. It was at that moment that a lightning bolt hit him in the eye. The moral of the story? Dancing causes lightning.
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The good news: You graduated from college. The bad news: It was clown college.
Excellent rock band name: The Where Is My Other Sock.