Funny Squirrel Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Squirrel. Squirrel who? The squirrel who eats all the seeds in your bird feeders. Thank you for your honesty. My pleasure. Please stay away from my bird feeders. I will not. Good day.
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