Golf Joke
Three rich guys are out golfing. The first guy says, “I really love golf.” The second guy says, “I love the game but it drives me crazy.” The third guy says, “That goose over there just gave me a dirty look.”
Three rich guys are out golfing. The first guy says, “I really love golf.” The second guy says, “I love the game but it drives me crazy.” The third guy says, “That goose over there just gave me a dirty look.”
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