Two high-powered business guys were in a board room plotting a hostile take over of a rival company. You know what happened next: A beautiful unicorn appeared and pranced around a little bit before falling asleep in a bed of flowers.
My favorite fancy candle scents are deep vanilla, exotic spice and, of course, old shoe.
What is more fun than a business convention? Moss. Also acceptable, gangrene.
Why are gas prices so high? I don’t know for sure but I have a…
Knock knock. Who’s there. Fear. Fear who? Silence.
I envy the birds outside. They have the freedom to fly wherever they want and…
What’s the most popular name for a boy in the last five years? You guessed…