The horrific dragon left its lair and flew toward the castle, ready to destroy it and all its inhabitants. Along the way he saw a hot dog cart and stopped to get a bite to eat. Shortly thereafter, he had to call off his attack due to stomach troubles. The moral of the story: Never trust medieval hot dog vendors.
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