Lobster Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lobster. Lobster who? Your ex-wife, the lobster. I don’t have an ex-wife. Oh, my mistake, wrong apartment. You are a very cute lobster. Thank you, I went to the beauty salon this morning.
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