Losing Jewelry Joke
What’s worse than losing a piece of jewelry that has a lot of sentimental value? A walrus trying on a really small dress and asking whether it makes him look fat.
What’s worse than losing a piece of jewelry that has a lot of sentimental value? A walrus trying on a really small dress and asking whether it makes him look fat.
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