According to his wife, the famous motivational speaker had a hard time getting off the couch and even putting on some pants. The moral of the story? Don’t try to feed a snapping turtle a small carrot unless you’re wearing turtle-resistant gloves. Also pertinent: It can be a challenge to motivate a turtle to wear pants.
My favorite things about scuba diving are: Being able to see all the amazing sea…
Everything was going well with the car salesman until he uttered the familiar and predictable…
Love going to the beach? Don’t forget to bring the expensive silverware.
The flashy magician appeared on stage through a cloud of smoke and dazzled everyone by…
Everyone in the office gathered for the weekly staff meeting. An argument broke out over…
Excellent superhero name: Electric Razor.