Museum Joke
A snooty man walks into a museum and exclaims, “I was under the impression that there was to be a Renoir exhibit this month.” A man nearby says, “I’m sorry sir, this is a bakery.”
A snooty man walks into a museum and exclaims, “I was under the impression that there was to be a Renoir exhibit this month.” A man nearby says, “I’m sorry sir, this is a bakery.”
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