Knock knock. Who’s there? Neighbor. Neighbor who? The neighbor you hit with your car a few minutes ago. I’m sorry I don’t speak English. Yes you do, you just answered me in English. I’m having a stroke? No you’re not. (Awkward silence.)
What’s more touching than a mother and child being reunited after many years of separation?…
All the business guys at the networking meeting were having a great time trying to…
Amazing grammar facts: The plural of snail is snakes.
“I bet everyone thinks I’m a successful stage actor,” said the horse dressed in a…
The best thing about going to the dentist? You guessed it: all-you-can-eat toothpaste.
What did the blonde say to the cashier? I’d like to purchase these items.