A sage sat by a river and a young man sat by him. After a long period of silence the young man asked, “Wise one, why is it that there is so much strife in the world?” The sage remained still for some time and answered, “You’re sitting on my beard.”
What’s more horrible than having a steel girder fall on your head? Wheat.
What did the shy girl say to her teacher? I didn’t finish my homework assignment….
Why was the man so tired? His pet goose kept asking him for cookies all…
Bob had been having a weird pain in his neck when he moved his head…
Nothing beats a great pair of legs. That is unless you’re a really hot spider…
What did one tree say to the other? Leaf me alone.