Seafood Buffet Joke
Some good friends meet for a delicious seafood buffet. Everyone heads directly for the crab except for Bob, who is stuck in the booth. (Sad music plays as Bob struggles to free himself, becomes exhausted, and passes out.)
Some good friends meet for a delicious seafood buffet. Everyone heads directly for the crab except for Bob, who is stuck in the booth. (Sad music plays as Bob struggles to free himself, becomes exhausted, and passes out.)
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