People were always asking Steve why his nickname was “The Sloth.” He never told them it was because he was attracted to sloths. (The camera zooms out and we see Steve and an attractive sloth having a romantic dinner at a restaurant overlooking the ocean.)
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Excellent superhero name: The Green Purse.
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