Staring at a Computer Too Long Joke
Eyes tired from staring at the computer for too long? Rub a pizza on them.
Eyes tired from staring at the computer for too long? Rub a pizza on them.
Most popular cat name of the last ten years: Cyrano de Caterac, or possibly Fluffy.
The weary sailors looked toward land and saw seven gorgeous mermaids relaxing on a rock…
Bob loved everything about lions, except for the smoking, the horrible smoking. Perhaps also all…
Hot summer day? Eat two boxes of crackers. Pure refreshment.
Wonderful dating memories: That awkward moment when you’re first dating someone and you reach out…
I love to wear a lot of jewelry. I wear so many rings that it…