A tall, handsome man leaves his opulent mansion and gets into his exotic car to go meet his supermodel wife at the opera. The moral of the story? My life is nothing like this. (A sad song plays in the distance as I get off the couch, trip on a pizza box, and land on a bowling ball.)
What’s more enchanting than a beautiful fashion model in a gorgeous dress? A guy eating…
At the zoo, some lady was commenting on how the penguins look like they are…
Gary was spending the night in a haunted house hoping he would see some kind…
There are so many choices at the ice cream shop that I usually end up…
I saw I guy trip and fall and I started laughing so hard I walked…
I often dream of being an amazing superhero who is able to put his pants…