The King Wants to Get Married Joke
The king commanded two of his lords to go find him the most beautiful woman in the realm to marry. After many months of searching, they returned with a horse.
The king commanded two of his lords to go find him the most beautiful woman in the realm to marry. After many months of searching, they returned with a horse.
What did the walrus say to the penguin? I don’t appreciate your comments about my…
What’s cuter than a child singing a song? A vulture having a coughing attack.
What is the most amazing human achievement in all of history? Not square dancing.
What’s sadder than going through a difficult break up? Scrapbooking.
What did one bodybuilder say to the other bodybuilder? Like you would expect: Stuff about…
My favorite fancy candle scents are deep vanilla, exotic spice and, of course, old shoe.