Jane was terrified when a horrible zombie came to her door asking if it could borrow a cup of sugar. She felt better when she realized the zombie really only needed some sugar and was genuinely friendly. Editor’s note: Jane and the zombie became great friends until it ate her brain.
Like many people, my favorite dinosaur is, you guessed it, the Stinkosaurus.
What did the dog say to the man? I lost my purse.
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Longtime patrons of the expensive restaurant were rather disappointed with the new menu featuring rocks…